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Saturday, December 6, 2014

wow it's been awhile. have a Sailor Moon rant :)

saw a comment on my Jesus might have healed a gay couple vid that was sooo obviously written by a guy who has never felt the kind of fear females often fear... add being gay in a not-gay-friendly place to that and... yea.
i don't want people who know me in person to know that account is mine. and yes the voice would be enough. epecially when combined with how hard i find it to lie now. i used to be so good at lying. what happened? it's like once i could really cut daddie dearest out of my life i lost the ability to lie. ugh.

Moving on... MAY I RANT ABOUT SAILOR MOON CRYSTAL PLEASE? SPOILERS AHEAD FOR BOTH CRYSTAL AND MANGA.

because i am SOO PISSED at it now. episode 10 specifically, tho i saw it coming as soon as i saw they let jadite survive beyond where the manga killed him off. I mean i was never really thrilled, for many of the same reasons as that keyofnik tumblr i follow. the Senshi have no personality, it's somehow turned into the Mamoru Show, and he's bland too.

AND HOW THE HELL DO YOU HAVE MINAKO FUCKING AINO AND REI FUCKING HINO GIVE UP AND ALLOW THE ENEMY TO JUST KILL THEM?!?!? TO HAVE MINAKO AND REI JUST STAND THERE AND LET THEMSELVES AND THEIR FRIENDS AND EACH OTHER AND THEIR PRINCESS BE SHOT?!??

Fuck this reboot! you do NOT have your theme song going on about how girls don't need a prince and then have ALL THE SENSHI GIVE UP BECAUSE OF SOME JUST-REMEMBERED PAST ROMANCE WITH A GUY!!!

does Crystal!usagi even give a damn about her Senshi?

and no.. i wasn't a huge fan of the manga. i could see hints of character but again it was mostly the mamo-and-usagi show and i was much more interested in the interactions of all the girls with each other. boy-meets-girl romances are a dime for 5 dozen, i swear.

REI HINO DOES NOT LOVE JADITE DAMMIT! yea.. crystal went there... Senshi are neatly paired off with the damn shitennou. So not only do the princess moon and prince earth fall in love but so do each of their personal guardians. and so neatly paired up too.... one Senshi for each shitennou BECAUSE APPARENTLY NOW EVERY GIRL NEEDS A GUY IN HER LIFE WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS NOT MY SAILOR MOON!

and i really didn't like how the manga treated my babies, my Haruka and Michiru. Haruka kissed usagi but not her girlfriend?? what the hell? and poor Michiru didn't even get much of a personality. and what really pissed me off is how Haruka and Michiru ended up being just a foil for the usagi-and-mamoru show in that Michiru flirts with mamo, usagi sees, feels threatened. and Haruka kisses usagi and mamo feels threatened and THEN MAMORU AND USAGI DEAL WITH IT AS PART OF THEIR STORYLINE BUT I GUESS HARUKA AND MICHIRU HAD TO HAVE THEIR MOMENT OFFSCREEN.

AND AFTER USAGI DECIDES SHE'S STAYING WITH HER MAMO-CHAN THEN HARUKA STOPS WEARING BOY CLOTHES AFTER MUGEN HER SCHOOL UNIFORM IS THE GIRLS UNIFORM WHAT THE HELL!! It's like the tomboy half of her drops off the face of the earth. I am not ok with this. Haruka wears pants and skirts both damn it! Stop putting her in skirts all the time!

altho to be fair, the manga is a damn sight better than this crystal reboot. you could see hints of personality.

i do NOT want crystal to get ahold of my babies. i am already on edge.