SHE IS STILL ALIVE!

Whoot! My blogger timeline is showing that Ana Regzig herself made another post 22 hours ago! What a wonderful lift to my day! I've been having bathroom issues all day. Bet the womanlies are coming. Ugh.
She wrote of her photo shoot that she mentioned in older post and talks about how she lives now. She's still in showbiz. Poor girl. If she'd been born rich like lena dunham she wouldn't be treated so badly by the industry. Lena gets to do whatever she wants and we all have to applaud her. Ugh. She has it set up so that if you don't praise her for stripping on tv then you're some evil body fascist or something. And she deliberatly wears ill-fitting clothes and if you don't gush over how she looks it's all "well you can't be criticizing my clothes cuz I'm wearing (insert expensive label) so you're just being a bully!"
I hate that bitch. She is all "I write a feminist show" and not only does a Playboy interview but do the "characters" on her show even like each other? With friends like that, who needs enemies?
I don't have to support her shit just cuz we both have vaginas. Her claim is actually a sexist claim. She's just selling sex. She shows that cringy awkward sex also sells. She's just another stupid rich girl who found a way to get applause for being naked on camera.

Moving on. I feel awful. I did manage a tiny bit of work on my shameless Star Trek fanfic. Emphasis on tiny. I think I'm nearing the 1000 word mark. Yea. 1 thousand. I was hoping for more but kept running to the bathroom. Ugh. While on the porcelain throne I did manage to read ALL of notalwaysworking.com and ALL of notalwaysromantic.com so there's a good idea how much time I spent stuck in the bathroom yesterday & today. Ugh... I wish I could just not eat until my internal plumbing got itself sorted out. But dizzy & fainting is no fun.
Found a new treat today though. Something called Bissli pizza snacks. Like windowpane shaped wheat things that are pizza flavored. What's nice is the pizza flavor is evenly distributed. No plain wheat with a sudden spice bomb that makes me choke & cough. I found it over in the kosher section while trying to find that gefilte thing Howard Wolowitz mentioned a few times. Dunno if I spelled gefilte right....doesn't look right. The stuff doesn't look very tasty either. Think i'd pass on the "turbriskafil" ^_^
Love the Bissli tho.. and ofc it says "kosher" on it which is when I realized...oh yea... pizza is not kosher cuz it has both meat and cheese. I never thought of that. Even if there's no ham or bacon or other pig-sourced meat.... it's still a mix of meat with cheese & so it's not ok. Wow. And what about shrimp? I love shrimp! But aren't they a form of shellfish? I think I'm gonna go stuff my face with milk and a cobb salad with bacon bits.
My brain keeps going blank.......blahhhhhhhhhh

Gee it sucks when my phone doesn't want to load webpages. Wtf did I buy a smartphone for if all I can do is text and call? A whole week of a not-so-smartphone. But whatever issues happened seem to be lessening. Am on phone web right now. It loads slow but still loads. And it wasn't just me cuz peeps at work who also have verizon were having service issues.
And ofc I'm too lazy to get on the internet computer. I want to blog in bed, not scrunched in a chair with cats trying to walk on the keyboard.
Anyway so here I am, lazy as ever. I was sick this past week. Dry heaves are no fun. So I slept and did no writing. Did nothing at all. Did not even play Sims. I just wanted sleep.
I really need to take my bed apart. The foam pad thing has slid all the way to one side and is starting to bunch up.
Work remains unfun. My feet and knees hurt. Been reading notalwaysright.com a lot. And did you know they spawned off spinoff sites? I'm also loving notalwaysworking.com cuz that's where we can vent about lazy coworkers and bosses and higher-ups. I'm also loving notalwaysromantic.com for some cute stories.
Not much to say, really. Just wanted to drop a line.

stuck in 2nd

I ate a donut last night & 2 donuts today which is probably why my body is punishing me with constant trips to the bathroom & stinking up the place. Something crawled up my ass & died. The cats want nothing to do with me. Really wish my bathroom wasn't basically a closet. The lack of ventilation really stinks.
Stuck in 2nd regarding my comic. Total frustration. Been thinking of ways to include more text for the bots to read (why can't humans do the approval process? A bot will refuse a site just for talking about nude lipstick! Which means I just kicked myself out! Ugh!)
So I'm thinking lengthier commentaries and posting fanfiction too, or something. There's that shameless Star Trek fanfic that started from me fantasizing about T'Pol and then just took a life of its own. There's that rough idea for a Harry Potter one. I could resurrect the Zelda fanfic I started at 16. Hell, if I can find the old notebooks I could even resurrect the old Sonic the Hedgehog I started at age 10! Yea, I've dreamed of being a writer since I was a kid. Funny how it took sooooo many years to actually try going for it. I'll only say that I'm a couple years younger than the Ronson twins. Because actually saying my age makes me feel ancient and even more like a loser for not trying to follow a dream until now. Sometimes I wonder if my best years are behind me & I just wasted them. And I feel really tired now. Another punishment for eating too much sugar.

I'm getting the Talking-Toos again. Sigh.
Mom is worried. She's being sweet about it this time... "my kids are the greatest and I know they'll change the world... but sweetie you're taking so long to change the world that I'm worried i won't be around to see it!"
Awww.. now that's the way to tell me I need to work on getting sh*t done.
Love the Momma.
R is going back for his Master's degree. it's not in philosophy ofc.. it's public health, and his gf is getting a double masters in similar field.
So yea.. me feel like loser. He doesn't ever try to make me feel bad. It just happens when I see how i basically dropped out.

it's just... my GPA is a damn anvil around my neck. I hate thinking about it!

Also at work yesterday i had the chatty coworker, who actually is nice and does her work but is kinda ditzy, tell me how she'd overheard bossman say he was thinking of pulling me out of makeup and putting me back up front. Cuz fatass had apparently had a real good day on her one day in makeup.

Yea, knee-jerk judgements are kinda common.
Today that same chatty coworker decided to call off, probably because she was scheduled up front, so i got pulled up front instead. For 6 f$#@% hours! Ow and ow. My ankles feel swollen.

So i came home intending to do SOMETHING comic-related. At least put adsense code on the comic's website.
And then it was... umm... can I? Would i get rejected for "insufficient content"? I mean besides only having 3 comics.... apparently the bots don't read pictures! So they'd just see blank pages. Crap!

Ugh.. i gotta go to bed. Still have one more working day. Then i gotta crack down on myself. I did ask a question about webcomics fitting into adsense in the adsense forums. So hoping to be getting some direction on that. Hostgator already told me they'd have no problem with my running adsense, and Project Wonderful, last I checked, had an FAQ where they said they had no issues sharing a page with adsense so long as the two ad types could be clearly told apart. Project Wonderful is not content-based ads so there isn't really competition there.

And in more fun news.. thanks entirely to my stuffing face with candy, I'm back up to being a whale with chronic heartburn.

Let's talk about something else... hohan did another "interview" where she kissed her own ass and the "interviewer" followed suit.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/event/article-2318388/Lindsay-Lohan-interviewed-Piers-Morgan-Seeing-Mums-face-I-turned-jail-worst-moment-life-I-cried-days.html

Oh, bullsh*t bitch!

But what REALLY pipsses me off??

PM Do you know what your sexuality really is?
LL Yes. I like boys.
Do you think you’re bisexual?
Not really. I like being in a relationship with a guy. But there’s something just different about it with a woman. When I was with Samantha (Ronson), I didn’t want to leave, because I didn’t want to be alone. It was very toxic. And her family controlled anything she did.
Were you in love with her?
I still love her as a person.
But were you IN love with her?
I think there was a point when I was.
So you’re probably straight?
No, I know I’m straight. I have made out with girls before, and I had a relationship with a girl. But I think I needed to experience that and I think I was looking for something different.------------------

YOU BITCH!!!!! Oh, so draining her wallet and breaking her windows and targeting her for your epic twitter meltdowns and calling the damn paps on her and having a pap-witnessed meltdown ON HER PORCH and stalking her through Empire West, then Venice, was all just somjething you had to experience?!?

Kiss the darkest part of my lilly white ass!
Omg i can't even.. that whole section has me wanting to knock out her veneers and break her surgically-reconstructed nose and see if i can bust those cheek cutlet implants. Cloven-footed twat! (she has a serious case of hammertoe.. and i hate myself for knowing that. i notice shoes!)

New topic!!
I have found someone epic!! A girl who lives in Toronto and has India ancestry (and some customs) and is very intelligent and FUNNY!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OklGfqDXgVs

And i need to go to bed!