want Motrin, chocolate & Sims now!

Ugh! I hate womanlies!
Back on Friday I freaked out after feeling how I had to make room for my potbelly while bending over to tie my shoes. So I did a type of keto-fast thing... only high protein & as low carb as possible. I slept most of Saturday and when I did eat it was stuff like my fave Colby cheese (like 5g protein for every 1g carbs) and dumped a bunch of Aria into my milk (got like 4 Aria cans left & they all marked this month expiration...oops!) And something else I don't remember.
That night I already had the headachy and hot feeling of transition. I've just done this so many times my body is like "oh... we're doing this again" and starts switching to etones.
I was predictably running hot all day yesterday. Rare fleeting hunger moments that were easy to ignore. Came home from work and had 2 squares of my colby cheese, and had my special k protein water during work.
It's kinda hard to sleep in ketosis tho.... you're tired, but the whole evolutionary purpose of the ketosis state is to give energy to find food. So it's a. Type of tired restlessness. It's weird. For me, anyway.
I told myself i'd do this until the womanlies started.
Guess what started this morning? Sigh.
I had one of my advantedge bars (a typical low-carber's bar) for breakfast cuz I neeeeed painkillers. Can't take motrin on an empty stomach....I can't anyway.
Brought my painkillers, my special k water and a 5 hour energy to work w me and here I am...blogging on break.
I don't really feel hungry per se... just uteruspunches and chocolate cravings as usual. The motrin helps...I can walk and can even ignore the punches most of the time.
But I definitely just want to veg out...each choccolate and play Sims (I had to delete a house & family but my game works again) and... I dunno..... I want to be even lazier than normal.

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