Well crap... there's still yummy Rotary foods! Seems Mom's taking the fruit salad, which is good cuz there's way too many pineapples & marshmallows for my liking. She also claimed the rhubarb pie, cool. But the apple pie is all me and there's still a small tub of sour cream. I already ate the leftover shredded cheese.
Ok how to make this work....
I guess the keto thing will have to wait a bit. But all is not lost. I have a box soup, acorn squash & mango, that I've been wanting to try. The soup box actually suggests to add sour cream to it. And the soup is organic and only 70cals a cup. And I can also finish up my carby food bars. And that yummy C-boost smoothie that I opened a day or so ago. Focus on keeping the noms as healthy as possible. Ok apple pie not so yay but I'm not about to throw it out. But I will ignore the 3 bags of coconut m&ms that I bought for the womanlies & never opened. They can wait until next month. Small victories.
I also need to get back to the gym. My membership fees are still being taken so my card should work. Weightlifting is my friend. Besides...I have a goal now. One of the meaner stalkers found Samantha's booking sheet for that insanely low DUI. (Side note..how come she had to pay some $2000 for a .08 but blohan only had to pay $300 for 2 DUIs within a month of each other? I swear blohan is blackmailing someone. Anyway...)
According to her booking sheet Samantha is 5'7 and 102lbs.
Wow... and yikes.
Well, I did post about my suspicions about her before. And she does have quite the thigh gap. I suck at math... what's the BMI on stats like that? Can't be healthy... poor girl.
Poor girl. I'm gonna aim to lift 112lbs. Because I'm hoping she'll at least get up to there. 120 would be better. Poor girl. I don't want her to die... :(
I think we all here get how the disordered mind works. There was talk about a weight-loss competition going on between blohan & Samantha..... I don't think such a competition was entirely voluntary though.... disordered minds will often freak out over being "the heavier one" in a relationship. Erin also looked like she got skinnier when with Samantha... and I'm not blaming anyone. We know how our minds work. I'm only ok with being the heavier one if I'm with a girl that I can tell is a smaller build. I'm ok with outweighing Samantha. Makes it easier to carry her to my den on iniquity ^_^. But i'd completely flip out if I outweighed a female wrestler or athlete or someone like Khloe Kardashian (the only kartrashian I can tolerate) and I am a little unnerved when I meet a boy that weighs less... even if he does have a small build. I was damn skinny back when I still dated boys.
Ugh....
But I've talked myself into being ok with outweighing some girls. That has to be worth something.
Ok... I work today... and tomorrow... and the day after that and there's a C-boost smoothie calling my name.