Dear Self,
How do you plan on getting to your goal..... 

 ... if you INSIST on being Piggy McBingey on every damn Dorito, Chips Ahoy, sloppy joes etc in the house? Is this word called Control just over your head?

Does not work that way!

I'm sure Samantha would think it's very sexy that she could use just one of my pant legs as a sleeping bag. Her dear twin Charlotte could use the other. How nice.. I can keep my favorite twins safe from the cold with minimal effort.

yea.....

My calves still are tight from last night's work. every time i just walk around i feel them stretching a bit. it's like they can't be stretched often enough.
too bad... gotta do more tonight. because of those Doritos and Chips Ahoy and sloppy joes and assorted SHIT. At least i did get a Centrum in me in the midst of all that garbage.

the pants i wore for motivation need washing, but i did find a pair of jeans that are older, and tighter. Thing is.. they fit my thighs and ass just fine.. it's the damn belly! Apple shapes are sooo anoying! I almost have a gap in my thighs.. they touch sooo lightly.. but this damn gut hangs over the waistband! I look pregnant!

And if I am pregnant then God must want a daughter.. cuz i have never had sex with a man.

Also.. i still have periods.. so it would really be a miracle pregnancy xD

So this is fat. I want it gone. I really want it gone. So wtf with my sudden lack of willpower? Grrr.

Bad fat bad fat, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when i come for you...

(and i really wish i could figure out how i managed to get the words on the side of the pic like i did in an older post. no idea how it happened but i like that look and wish i could do it again)

Edit: Hi Invisible Ninja! :D  I seeee youuuuuu

second edit: from Samantha's twitter: I heart Tina Fey http://tinyurl.com/396tcw2
and i heart Tina too :) especially for THAT. Fuck PBS!!! of course they censored Tina for political reasons!